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Ancient Meso-poo-tamia
[S4E8] A death wish speed run ft. Nick Horseman
Season 4, Episode 8: Ancient Meso-poo-tamia [2100 BCE]
In this unseen episode, from PastMaster’s darkest vault, rapper and comedian Nick Horseman sets course for Ur in the ancient kingdom of Mesopotamia.
He has one thing on his mind: cause mayhem and achieve Game Over as quickly as possible.
It's a death wish speed run.
Can you play Grand Theft Auto in Mesoptamia? What’s the best way to insult the guard captain’s mother? And how quickly can Horseman be thrown into jail?

Horseman on the gorge: here comes another Bomb Track