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Breaking Jesus out of prison
[S2E8] It's player versus player as two rival disciples try and get the son of God to safety
Tanus Maximus
December 18, 2023
Season 2, Episode 8: Operation: Save Jesus [c.30CE] (ft. Nick Horseman)
Returning to PastMaster for another crack at the past is rapper and comedian Nick Horseman. Nick (AKA Cat R Pillar) and Keon (AKA Colin Winkleforth) face off in a two-player competition to save Jesus from being arrested and crucified by the Romans.
Our AI Game Master, perhaps predictably, struggles to run a game with two players in the same scenario, instead creating two co-existing realities. But to spice things up our heroes try to sabotage each other’s efforts.
Keon reverts to type and uses his signature move of a smear campaign, slinging mud at Nick to discredit him, while Nick uses his sleight of hand to undo Keon’s belt so his trousers fall down.
But who will Game Master crown the winner?
Saving Mr Christ
Partying in the escape chariot
Poisoned words in Horseman’s ears
Happy birthday, Jesus!