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[S4E7] The Big Bang, the Garden of Eden and the East End (ft. Thots TV)
Tanus Maximus
March 17, 2025
Season 4, Episode 7: Danny Dyer vs the Big Bang and the Garden of Eden [9bn BCE]
The brilliant Thots TV team are back in the hot seat with the most impossible PastMaster challenge yet: travelling back to before the Big Bang.
Embodying a “heat-resistant” Danny Dyer, can they survive in a place where the rules of physics don't even exist? Plus what was the Garden of Eden really like? We took a quick trip to check out the local boozers.
We also debut Chinese upstart DeepSeek as GameMaster, bringing a unique flavour to proceedings.
Join the Thots as they journey through creation myths and perhaps prove some historical events are best left unaltered – especially when they involve the fabric of reality itself, or Danny Dyer.
Offering the forbidden fruit: Thots TV stars Meg, Elsie and Laura