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The first ever Olympics
[S1E17] Keon dives into ancient Greece and tries to update the Games with some more modern and inclusive events
Tanus Maximus
July 31, 2023
Season 1, Episode 17: Olympic wheelbarrow racing (with special guest Louise Banham) [776 BCE]
At the first ever Olympics Keon sets out to win a gold medal and introduce some new sports to the Games. Starring special guest Louise Banham as the voice of Game Master.
Channelling his ‘inner Jonathan Edwards’ Keon gets the crowd going, but not before exploring some ancient Greek trash talking, all under the watchful supervision of Game Master’s stern moral compass.
Next Keon ditches PowerPoint and uses physical demonstration to persuade the Olympic Committee to accept wheelbarrow racing as an event.
Is the egg and spoon race a bridge too far for the Olympic Committee? What is the most foul-mouthed trash-talk Game Master can come up with? Was Keon wearing any clothes during this entire escapade? Find out all of this and more.
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